Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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