He kissed a someone with a penis
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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