so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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