why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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