Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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