last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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