Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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