Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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