We got so high we made milksteak
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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