Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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