Me. At least after what I've been through.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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