HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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