I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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