dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I supernannyed him into submission
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
do nipples grow back?
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