i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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