I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
