i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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