And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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