Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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