You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
