They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Never underestimate the power of titties
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