Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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