ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize