I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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