He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
well you can't waste a boner
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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