Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just pee around me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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