My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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