I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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