apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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