how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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