oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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