I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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