yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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