That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
