just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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