She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
