What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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