i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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