You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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