i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
