me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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