Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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