you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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