i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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