Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
