Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize