Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I FOUND THE LEGS
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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