i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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