i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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