i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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