So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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