Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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